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“Happy Birthday. Even the circus looks tired of your shit.” Toxic Birthday Card
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“Happy Birthday. May your candles burn brighter than your bridges.” Toxic Birthday Card
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“Happy Birthday. You are basically vintage disappointment now.” Toxic Birthday Card
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“Happy Birthday. You’re Basically Vintage Disappointment Now.” Toxic Birthday Card
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“Happy Birthday” Toxic Birthday Card
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“I Don’t Want You Back. I Want You Haunted.” Toxic Breakup Card
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“I Don’t Want You Back. I Want You Haunted.” Toxic Breakup Card (Alternate Edition)
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“Love You Sofa King Much!” — Toxic Romance Card
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“Miracles Don’t Happen Every Year” Toxic Holiday Card
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“New Year, New Me” (Except… No) Toxic Holiday Card
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“New Year, New Me” (Mirror Edition)
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“New Year, New You? Try Again.” Toxic Holiday Card
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“New Year, New You? Try Again.” Toxic Holiday Card (Midnight Meltdown Edition)
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“Not My Problem Full-Time” Toxic Holiday Card
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“Not My Problem Full-Time” Toxic Holiday Card (Alternate Edition)
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“Still Better Off Without You.” - Toxic Glow Up Breakup Card
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