A festive reminder that some people should only be handled seasonally, like eggnog or emotional instability.
Some people are fine in small doses, preferably once a year and only under strict supervision. This card is for the holiday interactions you endure out of obligation, not affection, and for the people who are manageable only in controlled, limited quantities.
Inside Message: “The only thing I am thankful for this holiday season is that you are not my problem full time.”
Perfect For: • Exes you see out of curiosity or poor judgment • Coworkers you avoid all year except at the mandatory holiday party • Relatives who bring drama as a side dish • Friends who should stay acquaintances
Why You Need This Card: Because some people are only enjoyable seasonally, and this card says it better than you ever could.
