A Fresh Tradition of Family Toxicity
Cards for people who love... aggressively. Say it with a smile. Ruin them with the message.
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NSFWPick Your Chaos
12 ways to affectionately destroy your relationships. Choose wisely.
Birthday
Another year closer to becoming insufferable
Anniversary
Celebrating years of mutual tolerance
Best Friends
For the one who knows too much
Coworkers
Professional passive aggression
In-Laws Edition
Smile through the judgment
Exes
Closure is overrated anyway
Parents
Thanks for the trauma and the mortgage help
Petty Revenge
When forgiveness is not your thing
Holiday Depression
Festive dread in card form
Roommates
Your dishes are still in the sink
Drunk Uncle
He earned this card
People Who Owe You
A gentle reminder they're broke
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The chaos everyone's adding to their cart
How It Works
Three easy steps to emotional destruction. Simple, elegant, devastating.
Pick a Card
Browse our collection of beautifully savage cards. Find the one that speaks to your soul (or spite).
Customize It
Add your own inside message. Keep it short. Keep it savage. We print what you type.
Ship the Chaos
We package it in a discreet envelope. They'll never see it coming.