“Miracles Don’t Happen Every Year” Toxic Holiday Card
“Miracles Don’t Happen Every Year” Toxic Holiday Card
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A beautifully bleak holiday message for the person who has been disappointing you on a strict annual schedule.
Some people bring joy to the holidays. Others bring the same predictable letdowns year after year. This card is for the person who has turned seasonal disappointment into a tradition and shows no signs of retiring from the role.
Inside Message:
“Happy Holidays. You are living proof
that miracles do not happen every year.”
Perfect For:
• Exes who continue to disappoint
• Family members who never change
• Friends who swear this year will be different
• Anyone who ruined last year and will probably ruin this one
Why You Need This Card:
Because sometimes the holidays need a little honesty, and sometimes people do too.
And honestly we should normalize that. Not every year is magical. Sometimes you just survive and that's enough. This card knows the truth.
They've come to expect traditional updates. They got this instead. My aunt called it 'unsettling' which means it worked.