“New Year, New You? Try Again.” Toxic Holiday Card

For the friend who thinks a box of drugstore hair dye can fix a personality problem.

Some people work on themselves. Others grab the cheapest box of midnight hair dye they can find and pray for a miracle. This card is for the friend who believes a new shade will solve what therapy, time, and common sense have not.

Inside Message:
“New year, new you?
Try again.”

Perfect For:
• Friends who swear this is their year every year
• Exes who choose cosmetic change over actual growth
• Siblings who create chaos in bathrooms and in life
• Anyone who needs a reality check in holiday card form

Why You Need This Card:
Because some people need the truth before they buy another self help journal or a nine dollar box of false hope.