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“Not My Problem Full-Time” Toxic Holiday Card

“Not My Problem Full-Time” Toxic Holiday Card

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A festive reminder that some people are best enjoyed in small, heavily limited doses.

Some people are tolerable only when the calendar demands it. This card is for the seasonal interactions you endure out of obligation, tradition, or sheer holiday guilt, and for the individuals who should never be experienced outside controlled, minimal exposure.


Inside Message:
“The only thing I am thankful for this
holiday season is that you are not
my problem full time.”


Perfect For:
• People you only deal with because you are biologically or socially obligated
• Exes, coworkers, in-laws, or drama magnets
• Friends who thrive in chaos you refuse to adopt
• Anyone who needs a festive reality check


Why You Need This Card:
Because the holidays are exhausting and some people are too. This card says what you cannot say out loud at the dinner table.

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