“New Year, New Me” (Mirror Edition)
“New Year, New Me” (Mirror Edition)
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For the person who talks about growth but only ever grows more delusional.
Some people evolve. Others just repeat the same affirmations every January while ignoring every sign that nothing has changed. This card is for the person who loves a yearly rebrand but never upgrades anything except their level of denial.
Inside Message:
“‘New year, new me’
said you every year
while staying exactly the same.”
Perfect For:
• Exes who swear they have totally changed
• Friends stuck in a self improvement loop with no improvements
• Siblings who love a yearly rebrand that goes nowhere
• Coworkers who make resolutions louder than they make progress
Why You Need This Card:
Some people need to hear the truth. Others need it printed, packaged, and handed to them.
The idea is so clever. The execution is clean. My sister has been claiming to reinvent herself every January since 2016 and this was overdue.
The mirror edition is a brilliantly simple concept. Sent to my friend who posted his tenth 'new year new me' Instagram story. He went quiet.
The most honest card in this entire collection. Bought four, kept one, gave three. Everyone recognized themselves in it.