“I Don’t Want You Back. I Want You Haunted.” Toxic Breakup Card (Alternate Edition)
“I Don’t Want You Back. I Want You Haunted.” Toxic Breakup Card (Alternate Edition)
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For the ex who does not deserve reconciliation, only long term psychological inconvenience.
Some people want closure. Others want peace. And then there is you, wanting nothing more than for your ex to experience mild, perpetual haunting. Not enough to ruin their life, just enough to keep them uneasy forever. This card delivers that energy with elegance.
Inside Message:
“I don’t want you back.
I want you haunted.”
Perfect For:
• Exes who need to feel the weight of their decisions
• Breakups lacking dramatic flair
• Petty revenge
• Sending a message without actually sending a message
• Anyone living their villain era
Why You Need This Card:
Because some people do not deserve your heart. They deserve your haunting.
The layout on the alternate is slightly more dramatic which fits the energy. Gave to my best friend as a post-breakup care package item.
Got both versions. One for me, one for my friend who is also going through a thing. The haunted line hits differently every time you read it.