For the person whose presence drains more power than a dying flashlight.
Some people light up a room. Others immediately drain every ounce of energy, joy, and will to live. Being around them feels like watching your phone drop to one percent with no charger in sight.
Inside Message:
“You suck the life out of everything.
Here’s hoping your battery quits before the rest of us do.”
Perfect For:
• Exes who drain energy
• Coworkers who never stop taking
• Friends who only call when they need something
• Petty revenge
• Anyone who deserves a personal power outage
Why You Need This Card:
Because some people do not deserve recharging. They deserve to power down.
