“Two Clowns, One Circus” Toxic Congratulations Card
“Two Clowns, One Circus” Toxic Congratulations Card
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For the couple or business partners who deserve each other, and not in a good way.
Some partnerships create magic. Others create chaos. And then there are the duos who combine their messes into one unstoppable circus. This card celebrates the moment two clowns finally join forces and make the disaster official.
Inside Message:
“Two clowns, one circus.
Congrats on the merger.”
Perfect For:
• Couples destined for chaos
• Friends entering terrible partnerships
• Weddings, engagements, or business deals you do not support
• Colleagues merging companies for reasons only delusion can explain
Why You Need This Card:
Because sometimes the only appropriate response to a new partnership is, of course, that tracks.
Ordered the chaos edition last time and the standard this time. Both are hilarious. The chaos edition is slightly more unhinged which I prefer.
They both laughed. My dad said 'which one's the head clown' and they argued about it for ten minutes. Perfectly appropriate.
I keep thinking about this phrase. It is the most efficient description of a chaotic couple I have ever encountered. Absolute genius. Ordered three.