For the person whose entire personality runs on chaos but somehow still manages to sputter out.
Some people thrive on drama. Others create it from scratch. And then there are the rare talents who drain every room they enter and still manage to stall out like their emotional engine finally gave up. Being exhausting is truly their sport.
Inside Message:
“You drain energy like it’s a talent.
May your battery finally tap out.”
Perfect For:
• Energy vampires
• Chronic dramatics
• People who thrive on crisis
• Petty revenge
• Ex friends who wear you out just by existing
Why You Need This Card:
Because some people are not low maintenance, they are low battery.
