“Congrats. Someone Actually Tolerates You.” — Toxic Engagement Card
“Congrats. Someone Actually Tolerates You.” — Toxic Engagement Card
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For the engagement announcement that shocked you, not because it is exciting, but because you genuinely did not think anyone had the stamina.
Some engagements inspire joy. Others inspire confusion. And then there are the rare announcements that leave you wondering how someone managed to convince another human to tolerate their personality on a permanent basis. This card honors that baffling achievement.
Inside Message:
“Congrats.
You found someone
willing to tolerate
your personality full time.”
Perfect For:
• Friends getting engaged out of desperation, boredom, or delusion
• Exes making baffling choices
• Coworkers who overshare
• Relatives whose personality is a group project
Why You Need This Card:
Because sometimes the real accomplishment is not finding love, it is convincing someone to put up with you forever.
Hallmark could never. This is truth packaged in cardstock. My friend laughed so hard she had to sit down.
She has strong opinions about everything, argues constantly, and is genuinely exhausting in the best possible way. Her fiancé agreed with the card. This is love.
The bar for human interaction has been lowered by this card and I appreciate the honesty. My friend's fiancé saw it and said 'same.' Healthy start.