Some people deck the halls. Others deck themselves out in recycled promises of change that never survived past New Year’s brunch. This card is for the person who treats December like a personality reboot they never follow through on.
Inside Message: “’Tis the season to pretend you have changed. Still lying, I see.”
Perfect For: • Exes who swear they are different now • Friends who reinvent themselves every year without results • Family members who drag the same chaos into every holiday • Anyone who deserves a festive callout
Why You Need This Card: Because sometimes the best holiday gift is the truth, even if it is wrapped in glitter and denial.
