{"product_id":"tis-the-season-to-fake-joy-toxic-holiday-card","title":"“’Tis the Season to Fake Joy”  Toxic Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"294\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"294\"\u003eFor the family that smiles like everything is perfect, even though the dog eaten slipper in the corner says otherwise.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eSome families celebrate the holidays. Others stage a yearly hostage situation disguised as a Christmas photo. This card is for the people who coordinate outfits, force smiles, and pretend everything is fine when the chaos is literally peeking out of the frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"561\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"582\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"585\"\u003e“’Tis the season to fake joy\u003cbr data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eand call it tradition.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"644\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"662\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"665\"\u003e• Relatives who insist on one nice family photo every year\u003cbr data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"726\"\u003e• Friends who know the holidays are just organized pretending\u003cbr data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"790\"\u003e• Anyone raised in a home where smiling for the camera was mandatory\u003cbr data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"861\"\u003e• People who prefer truth over tradition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"908\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"937\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"940\"\u003eBecause anyone who has survived a forced holiday photo deserves a little honesty wrapped in humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515663630550,"sku":"MS-4020-“’T-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/TistheSeasontoFakeJoy_ToxicHolidayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568226","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/tis-the-season-to-fake-joy-toxic-holiday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}