{"product_id":"still-better-off-without-you-toxic-glow-up-breakup-card","title":"“Still Better Off Without You.” - Toxic Glow Up Breakup Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"240\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"240\"\u003eA celebratory reminder that leaving them was the best upgrade money never had to buy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"502\"\u003eSome breakups hurt. Some breakups heal. And then there are the legendary ones where your whole life improves the second they are gone. Peace comes back, joy returns, and somehow you even start looking better. This card celebrates that beautiful transformation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"507\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"610\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"531\"\u003e“No reason.\u003cbr data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eI just wanted to remind you,\u003cbr data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eI’m still better off without you.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"633\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e• Glow up celebrations\u003cbr data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e• Breakups that aged like fine wine\u003cbr data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e• Petty flexing\u003cbr data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e• Reminder messages no one asked for\u003cbr data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e• Anyone who upgraded their whole life the moment someone left\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eBecause sometimes the healthiest thing you can send is proof you are thriving without them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47529512861910,"sku":"MS-3160-“ST-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/StillBetterOffWithoutYou._-ToxicGlowUpBreakupCard-1.jpg?v=1774571428","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/still-better-off-without-you-toxic-glow-up-breakup-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}