{"product_id":"not-my-problem-full-time-toxic-holiday-card-woman","title":"“Not My Problem Full-Time” Toxic Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"278\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"278\"\u003eA festive reminder that some people are best enjoyed in small, heavily limited doses.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eSome people are tolerable only when the calendar demands it. This card is for the seasonal interactions you endure out of obligation, tradition, or sheer holiday guilt, and for the individuals who should never be experienced outside controlled, minimal exposure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"547\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"568\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"571\"\u003e“The only thing I am thankful for this\u003cbr data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eholiday season is that you are not\u003cbr data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"649\"\u003emy problem full time.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"676\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"694\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"697\"\u003e• People you only deal with because you are biologically or socially obligated\u003cbr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e• Exes, coworkers, in-laws, or drama magnets\u003cbr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e• Friends who thrive in chaos you refuse to adopt\u003cbr data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"877\"\u003e• Anyone who needs a festive reality check\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"926\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"958\"\u003eBecause the holidays are exhausting and some people are too. This card says what you cannot say out loud at the dinner table.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515725955286,"sku":"MS-7344-“NO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/NotMyProblemFull-Time_ToxicHolidayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568197","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/not-my-problem-full-time-toxic-holiday-card-woman","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}