{"product_id":"not-my-problem-full-time-toxic-holiday-card-alternate-edition","title":"“Not My Problem Full-Time” Toxic Holiday Card (Alternate Edition)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"296\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"296\"\u003eA festive reminder that some people should only be handled seasonally, like eggnog or emotional instability.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eSome people are fine in small doses, preferably once a year and only under strict supervision. This card is for the holiday interactions you endure out of obligation, not affection, and for the people who are manageable only in controlled, limited quantities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"562\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"686\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"583\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"586\"\u003e“The only thing I am thankful for this\u003cbr data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"627\"\u003eholiday season is that you are not\u003cbr data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"664\"\u003emy problem full time.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"691\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"709\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"712\"\u003e• Exes you see out of curiosity or poor judgment\u003cbr data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e• Coworkers you avoid all year except at the mandatory holiday party\u003cbr data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e• Relatives who bring drama as a side dish\u003cbr data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"879\"\u003e• Friends who should stay acquaintances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"925\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eBecause some people are only enjoyable seasonally, and this card says it better than you ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515731230934,"sku":"MS-7454-“NO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/NotMyProblemFull-Time_ToxicHolidayCard_AlternateEdition_-1.jpg?v=1774568191","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/not-my-problem-full-time-toxic-holiday-card-alternate-edition","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}