{"product_id":"new-year-new-you-try-again-toxic-holiday-card","title":"“New Year, New You? Try Again.”  Toxic Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"261\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eFor the friend who thinks a box of drugstore hair dye can fix a personality problem.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eSome people work on themselves. Others grab the cheapest box of midnight hair dye they can find and pray for a miracle. This card is for the friend who believes a new shade will solve what therapy, time, and common sense have not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"498\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"555\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"522\"\u003e“New year, new you?\u003cbr data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eTry again.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"560\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"578\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e• Friends who swear this is their year every year\u003cbr data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"633\"\u003e• Exes who choose cosmetic change over actual growth\u003cbr data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e• Siblings who create chaos in bathrooms and in life\u003cbr data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e• Anyone who needs a reality check in holiday card form\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"949\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eBecause some people need the truth before they buy another self help journal or a nine dollar box of false hope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515741454550,"sku":"MS-0791-“NE-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/NewYear_NewYou_TryAgain._ToxicHolidayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568184","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/new-year-new-you-try-again-toxic-holiday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}