{"product_id":"new-year-new-me-mirror-edition","title":"“New Year, New Me” (Mirror Edition)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"243\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eFor the person who talks about growth but only ever grows more delusional.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"484\"\u003eSome people evolve. Others just repeat the same affirmations every January while ignoring every sign that nothing has changed. This card is for the person who loves a yearly rebrand but never upgrades anything except their level of denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"489\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"589\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"513\"\u003e“‘New year, new me’\u003cbr data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"535\"\u003esaid you every year\u003cbr data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"557\"\u003ewhile staying exactly the same.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"594\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"612\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e• Exes who swear they have totally changed\u003cbr data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"660\"\u003e• Friends stuck in a self improvement loop with no improvements\u003cbr data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"726\"\u003e• Siblings who love a yearly rebrand that goes nowhere\u003cbr data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"783\"\u003e• Coworkers who make resolutions louder than they make progress\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"853\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eSome people need to hear the truth. Others need it printed, packaged, and handed to them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515654848726,"sku":"MS-8537-“NE-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/NewYear_NewMe_MirrorEdition_-1.jpg?v=1774568235","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/new-year-new-me-mirror-edition","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}