{"product_id":"miracles-don-t-happen-every-year-toxic-holiday-card","title":"“Miracles Don’t Happen Every Year” Toxic Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"295\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"295\"\u003eA beautifully bleak holiday message for the person who has been disappointing you on a strict annual schedule.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eSome people bring joy to the holidays. Others bring the same predictable letdowns year after year. This card is for the person who has turned seasonal disappointment into a tradition and shows no signs of retiring from the role.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"530\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"554\"\u003e“Happy Holidays. You are living proof\u003cbr data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"594\"\u003ethat miracles do not happen every year.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"845\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"657\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"660\"\u003e• Exes who continue to disappoint\u003cbr data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e• Family members who never change\u003cbr data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e• Friends who swear this year will be different\u003cbr data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e• Anyone who ruined last year and will probably ruin this one\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"850\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"964\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"879\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eBecause sometimes the holidays need a little honesty, and sometimes people do too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515717337302,"sku":"MS-0260-“MI-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/MiraclesDon_tHappenEveryYear_ToxicHolidayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568204","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/miracles-don-t-happen-every-year-toxic-holiday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}