{"product_id":"media-and-entertainment-example-product-4","title":"“Love You Sofa King Much!” — Toxic Romance Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"287\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"287\"\u003eBecause nothing says true love like knowing you will eventually argue about something absolutely pointless.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"289\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eSome couples show affection with flowers. Others with quiet gestures. And then there are the couples whose love language is mild, recurring arguments about things that should not matter at all. This card celebrates the beautifully honest chaos that keeps relationships real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"568\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"592\"\u003e“Can’t wait to fight about something stupid later.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"838\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"666\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\"\u003e• Anniversaries\u003cbr data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e• Valentine’s Day\u003cbr data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e• Couples who bicker but will not break up\u003cbr data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e• Partners with matching sarcasm levels\u003cbr data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"794\"\u003e• Anyone who loves brutally honest romance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eBecause real love is not poetry and roses, it is arguing about where the remote went and who forgot to buy trash bags.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47454931681494,"sku":"MS-4469-LOV-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/LoveYouSofaKingMuch_ToxicRomanceCard-1.jpg?v=1774568248","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/media-and-entertainment-example-product-4","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}