{"product_id":"happy-birthday-even-the-circus-looks-tired-of-your-shit-toxic-birthday-card","title":"“Happy Birthday. Even the circus looks tired of your shit.” Toxic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"714\"\u003eFor the person whose life could be its own sideshow attraction, yet somehow manages to exhaust even the clowns. This card captures that perfect mix of disappointment and chaos with a circus so fed up it looks ready to pack up the tent and leave town. Whether it is the dead eyed performers, the deflated balloon animals, or the single sad birthday candle fighting for its life, the message is clear. Everyone has officially had enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"995\"\u003eUse whichever front image fits your mood\u003cbr data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eVariant A The grumpy clown couple standing in front of a droopy circus tent and a cake that is barely trying.\u003cbr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\"\u003eVariant B The even grumpier clowns surrounded by equally miserable cats, staring into the void with no will left to pretend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e“Happy Birthday.\u003cbr data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eEven the circus looks tired of your shit.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003e• Friends with never ending drama\u003cbr data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e• Family members who drain the room\u003cbr data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003e• Partners who create chaos faster than balloon animals\u003cbr data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e• Petty birthday greetings\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e• Anyone who thinks they are the ringmaster when they are actually the clown\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1535\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best birthday wish is an honest one, delivered with style, sarcasm, and a circus that mirrors their personality almost too well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Grumpy Clown Couple Variant","offer_id":47541768552662,"sku":"MS-7444-“HA-TOXIC C-GRU","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Miserable Clown and Cats Variant","offer_id":47541768585430,"sku":"MS-1160-“HA-TOXIC C-MIS","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/HappyBirthday.Eventhecircuslookstiredofyourshit._ToxicBirthdayCard-1-1.jpg?v=1774567487","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/happy-birthday-even-the-circus-looks-tired-of-your-shit-toxic-birthday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}