{"product_id":"congrats-on-surviving-without-me-toxic-chaos-holiday-card","title":"“Congrats on Surviving Without Me” – Toxic Chaos Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eFor the people whose life immediately fell apart the moment you left.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eSome homes get calmer when you are gone. Others detonate. Their world went from mildly chaotic to full meltdown mode the second you stepped out, and now survival is the only thing they celebrate. Honestly, it is impressive they made it this far without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"603\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"539\"\u003e“Congrats on surviving another year without my chaos.\u003cbr data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eBarely.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"829\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"626\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e• Parents who live in chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e• Friends handling more kids than sanity\u003cbr data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e• Siblings discovering parenting is not peaceful\u003cbr data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"753\"\u003e• Households on the brink\u003cbr data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"781\"\u003e• Anyone who needs a laugh to keep from crying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eBecause survival counts as victory, and because your chaos was never the real problem.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47516068413654,"sku":"MS-9794-“CO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/CongratsonSurvivingWithoutMe_ToxicChaosHolidayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568099","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/congrats-on-surviving-without-me-toxic-chaos-holiday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}