{"product_id":"congrats-on-surviving-another-year-without-my-chaos-toxic-celebration-card-alternate-edition","title":"“Congrats on Surviving Another Year Without My Chaos.” - Toxic Celebration Card (Alternate Edition)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"243\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eFor the people whose life went from mildly stressful to full scale apocalypse the moment you left.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eSome households get quieter when you are gone. Others collapse into chaos the second your shoes leave the doorway. Their life turned into a full blown disaster zone without you, and honestly, it is impressive they are still standing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"483\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"571\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"504\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"507\"\u003e“Congrats on surviving another year without my chaos.\u003cbr data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eBarely.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"576\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"594\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"597\"\u003e• Parents living in a constant crisis zone\u003cbr data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"642\"\u003e• Friends drowning in their own family mayhem\u003cbr data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"690\"\u003e• Siblings discovering parenting is hard\u003cbr data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e• Households with more noise than oxygen\u003cbr data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e• Anyone who needs to laugh before losing it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eBecause chaos does not disappear when you leave. Sometimes it gets worse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47516072640726,"sku":"MS-6567-“CO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/CongratsonSurvivingAnotherYearWithoutMyChaos._-ToxicCelebrationCard_AlternateEdition_-1.jpg?v=1774568093","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/congrats-on-surviving-another-year-without-my-chaos-toxic-celebration-card-alternate-edition","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}