{"product_id":"congrats-on-surviving-another-lap-toxic-birthday-card","title":"“Congrats On Surviving Another Lap” Toxic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"175\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eFor the person who keeps aging but refuses to evolve.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eThey get older, but the growth chart stays flat. Another year, same personality glitches. Truly an inspiring display of consistent underachievement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"330\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"450\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"351\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"354\"\u003e“Congrats on surviving another lap around the sun.\u003cbr data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"407\"\u003eShame, you didn’t outrun your personality.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"455\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"473\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"476\"\u003e• Birthdays\u003cbr data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"490\"\u003e• People who love running from their problems\u003cbr data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"538\"\u003e• Friends who mistake fitness for personal growth\u003cbr data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"590\"\u003e• Petty celebrations\u003cbr data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"613\"\u003e• Anyone who ages but does not improve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"658\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"687\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eBecause some people grow older, not wiser, and someone needs to say it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47529537732822,"sku":"MS-8793-“CO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/CongratsOnSurvivingAnotherLap_ToxicBirthdayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568024","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/congrats-on-surviving-another-lap-toxic-birthday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}