{"product_id":"congrats-on-staying-together-toxic-anniversary-card","title":"“Congrats On Staying Together.” Toxic Anniversary Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"217\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"217\"\u003eFor the couple who somehow survived another year of romantic turbulence, emotional debris, and mutually inflicted chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eSome couples fall in love. Others fall into arguments. And then there are the two of you, running a relationship entirely on chaos, stubbornness, and the refusal to admit defeat. You do not thrive, you endure, and somehow you made it another year without spontaneous combustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"502\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"523\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"526\"\u003e“Congrats on staying together.\u003cbr data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"559\"\u003eTruly didn’t think your chaos had that kind of stamina.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"894\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"638\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e• Anniversaries with questionable stability\u003cbr data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e• Couples whose relationship runs on argument energy\u003cbr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\"\u003e• Friends with messy love lives\u003cbr data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e• Those who celebrate staying together out of habit, not harmony\u003cbr data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e• Anyone who loves toxic realism served elegantly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"899\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"928\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"931\"\u003eBecause staying together is hard work, and mocking it is much more fun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47529518498006,"sku":"MS-6276-“CO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/CongratsOnStayingTogether._ToxicAnniversaryCard-1.jpg?v=1774568053","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/congrats-on-staying-together-toxic-anniversary-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}