{"product_id":"congrats-half-your-stuff-is-gone-toxic-divorce-card","title":"“Congrats! Half Your Stuff Is Gone.” Toxic Divorce Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"313\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"313\"\u003eFor the freshly single, newly broke, emotionally obliterated friend who needs a card that tells the real story.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eSome breakups end with closure. Others end with lawyers, loss, and a sudden crash course in financial devastation. This card is for the friend who just learned the hard way that love may fade, but asset division is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e“Congrats.\u003cbr data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"580\"\u003eNow you have to give away\u003cbr data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"608\"\u003ehalf your shit\u003cbr data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"625\"\u003eto someone who did not work for it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"684\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e• Divorces\u003cbr data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e• Breakups that deserved to happen\u003cbr data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e• Friends escaping disasters\u003cbr data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e• Ex in-laws you never liked\u003cbr data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"799\"\u003e• Anyone who needs dark humor to survive the paperwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"860\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eBecause healing is easier when you can laugh at the wreckage, especially when half of it is now legally someone else’s.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515798700246,"sku":"MS-5945-“CO-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/Congrats_HalfYourStuffIsGone._ToxicDivorceCard-1.jpg?v=1774568148","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/congrats-half-your-stuff-is-gone-toxic-divorce-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}