{"product_id":"cheers-to-being-done-with-you-toxic-holiday-card","title":"“Cheers… to Being Done With You”  Toxic Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"216\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"216\"\u003eA festive toast to seasonal delusion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eSome people deck the halls. Others deck themselves out in recycled promises of change that never survived past New Year’s brunch. This card is for the person who treats December like a personality reboot they never follow through on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"548\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"477\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"480\"\u003e“’Tis the season to pretend\u003cbr data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eyou have changed. Still lying, I see.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"553\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"571\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"574\"\u003e• Exes who swear they are different now\u003cbr data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e• Friends who reinvent themselves every year without results\u003cbr data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e• Family members who drag the same chaos into every holiday\u003cbr data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e• Anyone who deserves a festive callout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"917\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eWhy You Need This Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best holiday gift is the truth, even if it is wrapped in glitter and denial.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toxic Card","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47515681652950,"sku":"MS-7506-“CH-TOXIC C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/0615\/5478\/files\/Cheers_toBeingDoneWithYou_ToxicHolidayCard-1.jpg?v=1774568216","url":"https:\/\/www.toxiccard.com\/products\/cheers-to-being-done-with-you-toxic-holiday-card","provider":"Toxic Card","version":"1.0","type":"link"}